By the way. . .

. . .the day the crabby guy banged on my front door, I saw a business card from the Gem County Sheriff's Department wedged in the screen door on my back door.  He must have been knocking on the back door for a while to get that crabby.  I can't hear anybody at the back door, though.  Don't they know there's a doorbell next to the front door?

Oops!